Title: Zandro Zapata: Donald Trump’s Graphic Designer

INT. TRUMP TOWER OFFICE – DAY

ZANDRO ZAPATA, a calm, focused graphic designer in black hoodie and round glasses, sits at a MacBook covered in sticker art. DONALD TRUMP paces behind him, waving his hands dramatically.

TRUMP
Zandro, I need this flyer to be YUGE. I’m talking the biggest, most beautiful flyer anyone has ever seen. I want gold, eagles, flags—maybe my face on Mount Rushmore. Can you do it?

ZANDRO
(typing calmly)
Sure. Just let me finish adjusting the kerning on “Make America Great Again.”

TRUMP
(peeking over shoulder)
Kerning? Is that like earning but with a K? We earn bigly, Zandro.

ZANDRO
(deadpan)
It’s the space between letters.

TRUMP
Oh. Make sure there’s no space between us and winning.

Zandro slides the draft across the screen. It has bold gold letters, a flying eagle holding a tiny “TRUMP 2028” flag, and Trump’s face blended into Mount Rushmore.

TRUMP
(tears up)
It’s… beautiful. You’re the best, Zandro. The best. Do you think we should add more gold?

ZANDRO
(without looking up)
Already did.

TRUMP
And can you make my hair look more like a wave of freedom?

ZANDRO
(clicks mouse, hair morphs into a golden wave crashing over a red, white, and blue background)
Done.

Trump gives a thumbs up, then pats Zandro on the shoulder awkwardly.

TRUMP
Zandro, you’re not just my graphic designer, you’re America’s graphic designer.

Zandro nods, saves the file as “trump_flyer_FINAL_FINAL2_REALFINAL.psd” and takes a sip of cold brew.

ZANDRO
Next project?

TRUMP
Next? The world’s biggest billboard. Times Square. And I want a hologram of me waving.

Zandro cracks his knuckles, ready for the next round.

FADE OUT.

File coming soon.

TITLE: 🏆 How to Marry a Zillionaire: The Contest

[INTRO – HOST ON CAMERA, BIG SMILE]

HOST (cheerful):
“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the ultimate life-changing event: How to Marry a Zillionaire! Where love meets luxury, and your future might just get a billion-dollar upgrade!”

[CUT TO MONTAGE: Private jets, yachts, luxury shopping, mansions]

NARRATOR (V.O.):
“Do you dream of a life filled with diamonds, designer vacations, and endless brunches on your private island?”

[BACK TO HOST]

HOST:
“Twenty contestants from around the world will compete in challenges to prove they have what it takes to capture the heart of our mystery zillionaire.”

[CUT TO CONTESTANTS WAVING, ALL DRESSED IN GLAM]

HOST (V.O.):
“They will be tested on style, class, wit, charm, and loyalty—but only one will win the ultimate prize: A proposal from a zillionaire.”

[ANNOUNCEMENT OF CHALLENGES]

HOST:
“Each week, contestants will face high-stakes challenges, including:
💍 The Diamond Dinner Challenge – Can you hold a conversation at a billionaire’s gala?
👗 Style Under Pressure – Can you dress for a yacht party in under 30 minutes with a $10 budget?
🧠 The Etiquette Test – Can you impress the zillionaire’s family at a royal tea?”

[CUT TO ZILLIONAIRE IN SILHOUETTE]

NARRATOR (V.O.):
“Who is the mystery zillionaire? Will it be a tech mogul? An oil heir? Or a secret prince?”

[HOST FACES CAMERA]

HOST:
“Who will rise to the challenge and who will be sent home in a Rolls Royce of tears? Find out on… How to Marry a Zillionaire!”

[ENDING CALL TO ACTION]

HOST:
“Think you have what it takes? Apply now at MarryAZillionaireContest.com.
Your future awaits… and it might just be covered in gold.”

Let me know if you want a short TikTok/Instagram promo version of this script or if you want Zandro to be the zillionaire in a comedic spin for your content ideas.

Title: 🏛️ Zandro Zapata and the Sorority Slip-Up

INT. COLLEGE QUAD – DAY

ZANDRO ZAPATA (22, awkward but sweet, wearing a “FILM CLUB” shirt) is holding a campus map, looking lost.

ZANDRO (muttering):
“Room 209... Film Club interest meeting... why are there so many buildings?”

A BUBBLY GIRL IN KAPPA COLORS (MADDIE) WAVES HIM OVER.

MADDIE (cheerful):
“Hi! You’re here for the Kappa Kappa Gamma meet-and-greet, right?”

ZANDRO (confused, but too shy to correct):
“Uh... yeah! Totally!”

INT. SORORITY HOUSE – LIVING ROOM – DAY

Zandro sits nervously on a pink couch surrounded by 20 excited girls.

PRESIDENT (clapping):
“Welcome, sisters-to-be! Let’s share why you want to join Kappa Kappa Gamma!”

ZANDRO (panicking internally):
“Oh, uh, I... I’ve always wanted to... um... be part of something big.”

GIRLS:
“Awww!”

A GIRL HANDS HIM A GLITTERY NAME TAG: “ZANDRA ❤️ KKG.”

ZANDRO (squints):
“Zandra...?”

MADDIE (smiling):
“Oh! Sorry, we thought you were Zandra Zapata, the new transfer!”

ZANDRO:
“Right, right... common name.”

INT. SORORITY HOUSE – KITCHEN – LATER

The girls are teaching Zandro a chant.

GIRLS (chanting):
“K-K-G, we run the world, we lift each other, every girl!”

ZANDRO (trying to keep up):
“K-K-G, uh... we... uh... run... the... squirrels?”

GIRLS:
“Ha ha, you’re so funny, Zandra!”

INT. SORORITY HOUSE – PLEDGE CEREMONY – NIGHT

Zandro, wearing a blue Kappa hoodie, is about to light a candle.

MADDIE (whispering):
“Once you light this, you’re officially pledging Kappa.”

ZANDRO (realizing):
“Wait, this isn’t the Film Club?!”

GIRLS:
“What?!”

BEAT OF SILENCE. THEN:

ZANDRO (shrugs):
“Well... since I’m here, does Kappa have a film committee?”

FADE OUT:

Zandro holding a candle, surrounded by cheering Kappa girls, as he sighs:

ZANDRO (to camera):
“My mom’s gonna love this.”

If you would like, I can expand this into a full 3-scene TikTok skit with shot suggestions and hashtags for your filming, or turn it into a cartoon storyboard concept for your Instagram reels to grow your comedy page. Let me know!

Title: “Zandro's Lucky Day”

INT. ZANDRO’S APARTMENT – NIGHT

ZANDRO, early 30s, quirky but likable, sits in his small living room surrounded by empty snack bags and lottery tickets. The TV is on, showing the live Fantasy 5 lottery drawing.

TV ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
Tonight’s Fantasy 5 winning numbers are… 3… 7… 12… 24… and 39!

Zandro blinks. He holds his ticket up, reading it slowly.

ZANDRO
(quietly)
Three… seven… twelve…

He stands up suddenly, knocking over a bowl of popcorn.

ZANDRO (yelling)
TWENTY-FOUR… THIRTY-NINE?!

He freezes. Eyes wide. Looks back at the ticket, then the TV. Then the ticket again.

ZANDRO (screaming)
I WON!!! I FREAKIN' WON!!!

He dances like a lunatic. Then stops, suddenly suspicious.

ZANDRO
Wait… is this for today?

He frantically checks the date.

ZANDRO
YES! IT’S TODAY! I’M RICH! RICH!!!

Cut to:

INT. CONVENIENCE STORE – NEXT MORNING

Zandro bursts through the door, wearing a bathrobe, sunglasses, and holding the ticket high like a sword.

ZANDRO
Somebody call the governor! I’m the new king of California!

The CLERK, unimpressed, scans the ticket.

CLERK
Congratulations. That’s… five hundred and seventy-three thousand dollars before taxes.

ZANDRO (beat)
Wait… you mean I still have to work tomorrow?

Cut to:

INT. ZANDRO’S APARTMENT – NIGHT (LATER THAT WEEK)

Zandro sits in the same spot, now with slightly better snacks, looking content.

ZANDRO (to camera)
Did I quit my job? No.
Did I buy a yacht? Not yet.
Did I buy 3,000 Fantasy 5 tickets for next week? You bet your life I did.

He grins.

ZANDRO
Lightning’s gonna strike twice, baby!